10 of The Most Ever Dressed

Sorry Mom, I know you want me to wear the wedding dress that you’ve passed down to me, but I just feel like the huge stitched but isn’t really ‘me’.

Spring is finally upon us- which means a few different wonderful things happen. One- the days are getting longer and everything looks generally prettier. Two- it’s acceptable to go and get drunk in the sunshine at 1 o’clock in the afternoon every weekend (unless you live in England, in which case- unlucky). Three- it’s wedding season!

For most women, their wedding day is one of the most important and special days of their life. They spend months planning the perfect day and choosing their dress is an emotional, memorable occasion. They dream about walking down the aisle, turning the heads of their loved ones and moving the groom to tears with their outstanding beauty. This is how they make it out to be in the movies anyway.

What they absolutely never show however, is everybody tucking into the bride’s edible cake dress or the bride posing for photos with her Dad in her condom-embellished frock.

You only have to watch thirty minutes of Say Yes to The Dress to learn that women have such varying preferences when it comes to styles, colors, embellishments and accessories and of course it’s an ‘each to their own’ scenario when it comes to picking your own wedding dress. However, when it comes to these, we can’t help but think that they should’ve said no…

I mean, where do we start? We’re pretty much stuck for words on this one. All we can say is that the blushing bride wasn’t the only one blushing that day

She’s The “Wifey”

Airbrush looks cool on tee-shirts, pants, hats and other accessories. Not so sure about across the butt on a woman’s wedding dress, though

Camo Obsession

Why is camo so popular? It’s understandable among hunters and outdoorsmen and women. This obsession, however, has extended even to wedding dresses. Do they want to blend in to their surroundings at their outdoor wedding? Just in case they find the perfect deer?
The ‘leave nothing up to the imagination’ dress

If somebody tells you that less is more, please don’t take it as literally as this, ok?

Can anybody smell rubber?

We can’t be the only one’s to think this is quite creative and weirdly practical? Wedding’s are notorious for hooking up. Save your change guys, the bride’s got this one covered
The pregnancy dress

We’re all for flaunting your baby bump when pregnant, but c’mon- this is a step too far

When you forget to change out of your novelty hen-do outfit

Hey, at least she looks comfortable
The Lady Gaga-esque dress

Because who doesn’t want to look like a walking cauliflower on their wedding day?

The cake dress

We don’t even want to think about what happens when she needs a pee. We never turn down free cake, but think we’ll pass on this occasion.
The Hello Kitty dress

When you ask your six year old niece to describe her perfect wedding dress

 The poodle dress

When somebody told you that you shouldn’t show too much flesh on your wedding day, I don’t think this is exactly what they meant…
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